Victoria Van De Kamp

Victoria Beckham is feeling the competition in ultra-posh Beverly Hills.

So much so, she has become a character from Desperate Housewives...

...not Gabrielle Solis. Posh has revealed she turned herself into Marcia Cross' character of Bree Van De Kamp in the hopes of getting her sons into a top school.

She told The Sun: "I've had to turn myself into Bree. It's so bloody hard getting into a private school in Beverly Hills. As a parent you feel like you are on trial."

Posh was put through countless interviews to prove her and hubby David are the perfect Beverly Hills parents, she told the paper.

"I've been having to promise to do loads for the school and David has offered to give the pupils some football lessons," she continued.

"I'm just worried that my cupcakes won't be up to standard!"

I wonder if Posh promised to give the kids singing lessons !?

BECKS ON HIS ARM TATTOO

“It did hurt, but I think I enjoy the pain – you do get used to it. There are bits more painful than others. The elbow was painful.”

POSH ON SCIENTOLOGY

“Everyone says Tom Cruise is trying to convert us. That’s not the case. When we spend time with them it’s just not discussed.”

BECKS ON HIS NEW HAIRCUT

“I was a bit bored during a photoshoot so I just asked them to shave it all off. I’ll probably keep it like this for when I go to LA.”

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