Monday, 26 March 2007

Victoria's Reality May Not Be So Real After All

It has been reported by the Daily Star on Sunday that the Beckhams will be joined on their TV reality show by a trouble making male assistant under orders to spice things up.

Bosses at NBC who are spending ten mill on the series believe the couple will be too boring on their own. So they have drawn up plans to bring in an aide who is a cross between Rambo and Mr Bean - who is briefed to get on the couples nerves -hoping to bring in the same chaos as on the Osbournes.

An NBC spokesman has said the team already following Victoria around househunting and searching for schools to be a bit mundane. One insider said, "You could be forgiven for falling asleep". The one moment of real excitement was when Victoria was chased from a classroom by the school mascot - a pot bellied pig! That was fun footage but Victoria was terribly embarrased) and may well be blocked from ever being shown. Instead she wanted cameras to just follow her to business meetings. Everyone realised something had to be done to spice things up a bit.

A team is already working on the scenarios with loosely scripted lines whereby the PA cum bodyguards comes over as a cross between Rambo and Mr Bean getting right on Victoria's nerves.

I can't wait to see it. Especially the pigs chasing her. I hope they leave that in.


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